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August 27, 2021 | wine | Pacific Rim

20 Wine Quotes Only Wine Lovers Would Understand

These days, life is not always easy. What we used to once take for granted is no more. No longer can we go out and hug someone or even shake hands. Masks are the new norm, and keeping away from people is the new game in town. 

To get through the daily hassles of life, a little sip of wine may be just the right remedy for most of us. Wine has some heart-healthy benefits, and so does a sense of humor.  Laughter is said to be good medicine, so while you sip your favorite wine, enjoy these funny wine quotes from around the globe.

“I tried to think of a way to always have clean bedsheets, so I bought bed sheets that are the same color as my wine.” – Unknown

“A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” – Louis Pasteur

“I tried cooking with wine. Didn’t go so well. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.” – Anonymous

“In wine, there is wisdom, in beer, there is freedom, in water, there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.” - Leon Adams

“Compromises are for relationships, not wine”-  Sir Robert Scott Caywood

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“Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.” ― Alexander Fleming

“Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”― Rumi, circa 1200s

“Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.” ― Joan Collins

“Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” ― Pope John XXIII

“Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.” – Karl Marx

“Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.” ― Anonymous

“The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.” - Benjamin Franklin

“More wine – Less whine” – Anonymous

“I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often – but I’m well preserved.” – Rose Kennedy

“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.” —Matt Groening

“Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.” ― Paulo Coelho

“One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you choose. But get drunk.” ― Charles Baudelaire

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” – Henny Youngman

“I will drink milk when cows eat grapes.” – Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Enjoy these funny wine sayings with the next glass of your favorite wine.  Perhaps you can think of more funny wine sayings, and the next thing you’ll know, they will be attributing wine quotes to you!  Learn about and experiment with a variety of wines when you visit Pacific Rim and Company.


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